Character: Various
Created by: Lorne Michaels
Premiere date: October 5, 2002
Episodes: 20
Genre: Comedy
Running time: 1h 30min
Created by: Lorne Michaels
Premiere date: October 5, 2002
Episodes: 20
Genre: Comedy
Running time: 1h 30min
The twenty-eighth season of Saturday Night Live, an American sketch comedy series, originally aired in the United States on NBC between October 5, 2002, and May 17, 2003.
Cast
Repertory Players: Rachel Dratch, Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, Darrell Hammond, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan, Chris Parnell, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Horatio Sanz
Featured Players: Fred Armisen, Dean Edwards, Will Forte, Seth Meyers, Jeff Richards
Production Photos
Episode Guide
28×01 – Matt Damon/Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band (original airdate: October 5, 2002)
| Sketch | Character |
| Angry Dance-Off | Britney Spears |
| Hannibal Lecter Goes To Michigan State | Mrs. Lecter (voice) |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| Damons | Pat Damon |
| Versace Pockets | Wife |
| The Smurfette Show | Low Self-Esteemy Smurf / Smurfette (voice) |
| Sex Robot | Bambi |
| Dr. Phil | Announcer (voice) / Guest |
28×02 – Sarah Michelle Gellar/Faith Hill (original airdate: October 12, 2002)
| Sketch | Character |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar Monologue |
Vampire |
| Swiffer Sleepers |
Mother |
| Safety Day |
Devita |
| Trans American Airlines |
Employee |
| Corona |
Girlfriend (voice) |
| Weekend Update |
Announcer (voice) |
| Making The Video |
Assistant |
| Blame Saddam |
Citizen |
| Sexual Harassment Seminar |
Shelly |
28×03 – Senator John McCain/The White Stripes (original airdate: October 19, 2002)
Sketch Character To Love, Honor and Stalk: The Gillian Woodward Story Gillian Woodward Weekend Update Announcer (voice)
28×04 – Eric McCormack/Jay-Z (original airdate: November 2, 2002)
| Sketch | Character |
| The Bachelor | Amber |
| Game Night | Linda |
| American Morning | Stephanie Lockland |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| Bullhorn | Mrs. Schultz |
28×05 – Nia Vardalos/Eve (original airdate: November 9, 2002)
| Sketch | Character |
| Swiffer Sleepers | Mother |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
28×06 – Brittany Murphy/Nelly (original airdate: November 16, 2002)
| Sketch | Character |
| Brittany Murphy Monologue | Herself |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
28×07 – Robert De Niro/Norah Jones (original airdate: December 7, 2002)
| Sketch | Character |
| Jefferson's Slave | Maria |
| Peter Pan Rehearsal | Debra |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| A Very Versace Chanukah | Sharon Osbourne |
| Slapping Salesman | Paige |
28×08 – Al Gore/Phish (original airdate: December 14, 2002)
| Sketch | Character |
| Hardball | Amy Sanborn |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) / Coast Guard Carrie |
| Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory | Charlie Bucket |
| A Peanuts Christmas | Linus (voice) |
28×09 – Jeff Gordon/Avril Lavigne (original airdate: January 11, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| Joe Hetero | Contestant |
| Joe Caucasian | Contestant |
| Career Day | Teacher |
| Joe Not-A-Rapist | Contestant |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) / Briggitte Boisselier |
| Aquarium Repairmen | Wife |
| Joe Dude | Contestant |
| Stripper Pole | Busty Canyon |
28×10 – Ray Liotta/The Donnas (original airdate: January 18, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| Press Conference Cold Open | Ann |
| Live with Regis & Kelly | Kelly Ripa |
| The Falconer | Sorority Girl |
| Global Century Investments | Investor |
| Hannibal | Clarice |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| The Hangman | Katie |
| The Rialto Grande | Cocktail Waitress |
28×11 – Matthew McConaughey/Dixie Chicks (original airdate: February 8, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| U.N. Security Council Cold Open | Iceland Delegate |
| Matthew McConaughey Monologue | Herself |
| Protest | Protester |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| Club Traxx | Contikri |
28×12 – Jennifer Garner/Beck (original airdate: February 15, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| Clappin'! | Performer |
| Wake Up Wakefield! | Student |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| Michael Jackson in a Tree | Michael Jackson |
| Wal-Mart Supercenter | Employee |
28×13 – Christopher Walken/Foo Fighters (original airdate: February 22, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| Colonel Angus | Melinda |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| The Rialto Grande | Cocktail Waitress |
28×14 – Queen Latifah/Ms. Dynamite (original airdate: March 8, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| Live with Regis & Kelly | Kelly Ripa |
| Where Are They Now? | Margey |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| Give Up The Ham | Jennifer Hastings |
| The X-Presidents | Powerpuff Girl (voice) |
28×15 – Salma Hayek/Christina Aguilera (original airdate: March 15, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| Press Conference Cold Open | Nicole Haggerton |
| Versace Oscar Fashion Preview | Joelle Royce |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) / Avril Lavigne |
28×16 – Bernie Mac/Good Charlotte (original airdate: April 5, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| Hot Sauce Carry Purse | Wife |
| Movie Theatre | Viewer |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| No Smoking | Hedda |
| Swiffer Sleepers | Mother |
28×17 – Ray Romano/Zwan (original airdate: April 12, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| What's The Rush? | Becca |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| The Rialto Grande | Cocktail Waitress |
| Access Hollywood | Nancy O'Dell |
| Uday Hussein | Announcer (voice) |
28×18 – Ashton Kutcher/50 Cent (original airdate: May 3, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| Madonna: An American Life | Madonna |
| Plagiarism Class | Kirstie |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| Politics Today | Dianne Prott |
| Global Century Investments | Investor |
28×19 – Adrien Brody/Sean Paul & Wayne Wonder (original airdate: May 10, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| American Idol Cold Open | Paula Abdul |
| Mom Jeans | Mother |
| Live with Regis & Kelly | Kelly Ripa |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
| Lensmasters | Connie |
| Velvet Productions | Executive |
28×20 – Dan Aykroyd/Beyonce (original airdate: May 17, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| The Rialto Grande | Cocktail Waitress |
| The Falconer | Wife |
| Cokee, The Most Expensive Dog In The World | Jennifer Lopez (voice) |
| Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) / Herself |
| La Cuisina Canina | Yorkie |
Weekend Update Halftime Special (original air date: January 23, 2003)
| Sketch | Character |
| Weekend Update | Sarah Hughes / Paula Abdul |