Character: Various
Created by: Lorne Michaels
Premiere date: October 5, 2002
Episodes: 20
Genre: Comedy
Running time: 1h 30min
Created by: Lorne Michaels
Premiere date: October 5, 2002
Episodes: 20
Genre: Comedy
Running time: 1h 30min
The twenty-eighth season of Saturday Night Live, an American sketch comedy series, originally aired in the United States on NBC between October 5, 2002, and May 17, 2003.
Cast
Repertory Players: Rachel Dratch, Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, Darrell Hammond, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan, Chris Parnell, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Horatio Sanz
Featured Players: Fred Armisen, Dean Edwards, Will Forte, Seth Meyers, Jeff Richards
Production Photos




Episode Guide
28×01 – Matt Damon/Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band (original airdate: October 5, 2002)
Sketch | Character |
Angry Dance-Off | Britney Spears |
Hannibal Lecter Goes To Michigan State | Mrs. Lecter (voice) |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
Damons | Pat Damon |
Versace Pockets | Wife |
The Smurfette Show | Low Self-Esteemy Smurf / Smurfette (voice) |
Sex Robot | Bambi |
Dr. Phil | Announcer (voice) / Guest |
28×02 – Sarah Michelle Gellar/Faith Hill (original airdate: October 12, 2002)
Sketch | Character |
Sarah Michelle Gellar Monologue |
Vampire |
Swiffer Sleepers |
Mother |
Safety Day |
Devita |
Trans American Airlines |
Employee |
Corona |
Girlfriend (voice) |
Weekend Update |
Announcer (voice) |
Making The Video |
Assistant |
Blame Saddam |
Citizen |
Sexual Harassment Seminar |
Shelly |
28×03 – Senator John McCain/The White Stripes (original airdate: October 19, 2002)
Sketch Character To Love, Honor and Stalk: The Gillian Woodward Story Gillian Woodward Weekend Update Announcer (voice)
28×04 – Eric McCormack/Jay-Z (original airdate: November 2, 2002)
Sketch | Character |
The Bachelor | Amber |
Game Night | Linda |
American Morning | Stephanie Lockland |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
Bullhorn | Mrs. Schultz |
28×05 – Nia Vardalos/Eve (original airdate: November 9, 2002)
Sketch | Character |
Swiffer Sleepers | Mother |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
28×06 – Brittany Murphy/Nelly (original airdate: November 16, 2002)
Sketch | Character |
Brittany Murphy Monologue | Herself |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
28×07 – Robert De Niro/Norah Jones (original airdate: December 7, 2002)
Sketch | Character |
Jefferson's Slave | Maria |
Peter Pan Rehearsal | Debra |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
A Very Versace Chanukah | Sharon Osbourne |
Slapping Salesman | Paige |
28×08 – Al Gore/Phish (original airdate: December 14, 2002)
Sketch | Character |
Hardball | Amy Sanborn |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) / Coast Guard Carrie |
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory | Charlie Bucket |
A Peanuts Christmas | Linus (voice) |
28×09 – Jeff Gordon/Avril Lavigne (original airdate: January 11, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
Joe Hetero | Contestant |
Joe Caucasian | Contestant |
Career Day | Teacher |
Joe Not-A-Rapist | Contestant |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) / Briggitte Boisselier |
Aquarium Repairmen | Wife |
Joe Dude | Contestant |
Stripper Pole | Busty Canyon |
28×10 – Ray Liotta/The Donnas (original airdate: January 18, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
Press Conference Cold Open | Ann |
Live with Regis & Kelly | Kelly Ripa |
The Falconer | Sorority Girl |
Global Century Investments | Investor |
Hannibal | Clarice |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
The Hangman | Katie |
The Rialto Grande | Cocktail Waitress |
28×11 – Matthew McConaughey/Dixie Chicks (original airdate: February 8, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
U.N. Security Council Cold Open | Iceland Delegate |
Matthew McConaughey Monologue | Herself |
Protest | Protester |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
Club Traxx | Contikri |
28×12 – Jennifer Garner/Beck (original airdate: February 15, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
Clappin'! | Performer |
Wake Up Wakefield! | Student |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
Michael Jackson in a Tree | Michael Jackson |
Wal-Mart Supercenter | Employee |
28×13 – Christopher Walken/Foo Fighters (original airdate: February 22, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
Colonel Angus | Melinda |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
The Rialto Grande | Cocktail Waitress |
28×14 – Queen Latifah/Ms. Dynamite (original airdate: March 8, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
Live with Regis & Kelly | Kelly Ripa |
Where Are They Now? | Margey |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
Give Up The Ham | Jennifer Hastings |
The X-Presidents | Powerpuff Girl (voice) |
28×15 – Salma Hayek/Christina Aguilera (original airdate: March 15, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
Press Conference Cold Open | Nicole Haggerton |
Versace Oscar Fashion Preview | Joelle Royce |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) / Avril Lavigne |
28×16 – Bernie Mac/Good Charlotte (original airdate: April 5, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
Hot Sauce Carry Purse | Wife |
Movie Theatre | Viewer |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
No Smoking | Hedda |
Swiffer Sleepers | Mother |
28×17 – Ray Romano/Zwan (original airdate: April 12, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
What's The Rush? | Becca |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
The Rialto Grande | Cocktail Waitress |
Access Hollywood | Nancy O'Dell |
Uday Hussein | Announcer (voice) |
28×18 – Ashton Kutcher/50 Cent (original airdate: May 3, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
Madonna: An American Life | Madonna |
Plagiarism Class | Kirstie |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
Politics Today | Dianne Prott |
Global Century Investments | Investor |
28×19 – Adrien Brody/Sean Paul & Wayne Wonder (original airdate: May 10, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
American Idol Cold Open | Paula Abdul |
Mom Jeans | Mother |
Live with Regis & Kelly | Kelly Ripa |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) |
Lensmasters | Connie |
Velvet Productions | Executive |
28×20 – Dan Aykroyd/Beyonce (original airdate: May 17, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
The Rialto Grande | Cocktail Waitress |
The Falconer | Wife |
Cokee, The Most Expensive Dog In The World | Jennifer Lopez (voice) |
Weekend Update | Announcer (voice) / Herself |
La Cuisina Canina | Yorkie |
Weekend Update Halftime Special (original air date: January 23, 2003)
Sketch | Character |
Weekend Update | Sarah Hughes / Paula Abdul |